Justin B Catholic

Title: Christus Rex and the Pop Star’s Choice

Scene: A quiet candlelit chapel. Stained glass glows in the background. Christus Rex—Christ the King—radiates regal humility, wearing a crown of thorns and golden armor. Justin Bieber, dressed in streetwear and a heavy heart, kneels at the altar. The air is thick with incense and decision.


Christus Rex:
Justin, child of the North, I’ve watched you dance with fame and flirt with ruin.
You’ve been on more covers than saints in cathedrals.
But now, I ask: who do you say that I am?

Justin Bieber (softly):
You’re the King… the real one.
But I don’t know where I fit in Your kingdom anymore.
There’s so much noise out there.
Private jets, praise bands, $300,000 Rolexes on preachers’ wrists.
And I’m lost between the beats.

Christus Rex (firmly, lovingly):
That’s not My Church.
That’s Caesar’s temple, not mine.
I never wore gold on Earth—I carried a cross.
Not a Rolex, but the weight of mankind.

If you want to walk with Me,
Don’t follow the mega-stage lights;
Follow the flicker of candles in the silence.
Kneel in confession, not in adoration of celebrity.

Justin:
You’re telling me to go… Catholic?

Christus Rex:
Go home.
To the Church that still remembers My Body is real.
Where the Eucharist is not a metaphor, but Me.
Where saints walk with you, and Mary guards you like your own mother.

And Justin—if your heart longs to serve…
Not for clicks, not for likes,
But in armor forged in faith,
Then take the next step.

Become a Knight.

Justin:
A Knight of Columbus?

Christus Rex (smiling):
Yes.
Not for pageantry—but for protection.
Of the widow, the orphan, the unborn, and the poor.
You’ve guarded your fame long enough.
Now guard My people.

Justin (tearfully):
But I’ve messed up so much…

Christus Rex (extending His hand):
So did Peter.
So did Paul.
I don’t call the perfect—I perfect the called.

Come, Bieber.
Sing a new song.
Let the world hear that.


The chapel bells toll. Outside, a soft snowfall begins as Justin rises with a peace unknown to pop charts. Christus Rex vanishes, but a glint of gold remains—not on a wrist, but in the monstrance on the altar.

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Should Justin Go Catholic?

Croatian Paparazzi Laws

Scene: A Sunset Café in Zagreb, Croatia — Summer Evening

Joe Jukic sits across from Justin Bieber, sipping a strong espresso while the Croatian sun melts behind the red-tiled roofs. A crowd of curious locals lingers at a respectful distance. No phones out. No flashes. Just eyes. Joe smiles, soaking in the respect.

Joe Jukic (leaning in):
“Listen, Biebs. Back home in Canada, you’re a zero now. Same as me. But here in Croatia? I’m the ONE.”

Justin raises an eyebrow, half amused, half offended.

Justin Bieber:
“You’re really saying that?”

Joe Jukic (nods, dead serious):
“Yeah, and it’s not about fame or streams. It’s about peace. Dignity. Respect. Out here, the people know what matters.”

Justin (defensive):
“Man, I can’t even step out of a car without someone snapping pics. I just want to live.”

Joe (firm, visionary):
“Exactly. And that’s why when I’m in Croatia, I’m drafting new paparazzi laws. You want to photograph someone? You ask permission. Otherwise—fine, lawsuit, banned. No exceptions.”

Justin:
“You’re serious?”

Joe (growing solemn):
“Diana died because of that madness. Flashbulbs in a tunnel. Driver under pressure. Whole world chasing her like a deer in headlights. That can’t happen again. Not here.”

Joe pauses, watching the distant church bells begin to ring.

Joe:
“In Croatia, we’ve had enough chasing. We chase dreams now, not people. You want a future where your wife, your kids, your peace aren’t hunted—come here. Help me pass the laws. Make this the safe zone for celebrities who’ve had enough.”

Justin (quietly):
“…You might be onto something.”

Joe (smiling):
“I’m not onto something. I am something. And in Croatia, that means something again.”

The two clink tiny coffee cups, while a respectful hush falls over the crowd. For once, the cameras stay off.